The Witches

POSITIVES…

  • Criticism of how this movie handled the adaptation and what not aside, I thought it was highly enjoyable as an excessive and exaggerated story.

  • I liked the world building that establishes who and what the witches are.

  • Pacing is nice and quick. Keeps things moving.

  • I love that this movie has a wickedly fun sense of humor.

  • Visually very colorful and the character designs of the witches are great.

  • Excellent cast here. Octavia Spencer, Jahzir Bruno, Codie-Lei Eastick, Kristin Chenoweth, and a special shout-out to Anne Hathaway; who looked like she was having a blast going over the top with her performance as the Grand High Witch.

  • There were several sequences that were pretty entertaining, like the “removal” scene, or the eating soup scene.

  • A uniquely odd premise for a kids movie, with little bits of moments that might be too traumatic for the little ones. Basically a solid Halloween movie for children to watch.

NEGATIVES…

  • As expected, there will be complaints about how this isn’t better than the 1990 movie adaptation, nor is it better than the 1983 book.

  • More complaints will come up about it not being scary enough, or it being too scary for kids.

  • A couple of plot conveniences and plot turns that were just a bit too silly.

  • Exposition, exposition, and more exposition! So much exposition.

  • I guess I’m supposed to ignore the fact that the animals in this movie look way too CG?

  • Can feel a little underwhelming by the end of the film, and you might question “that’s it?!”

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The Witches - watch it on HBO MAX