Artemis Fowl

POSITIVES…

  • There were some good world building and plot mechanics.

  • Lara McDonnell was great in this as Holly Short.

NEGATIVES…

  • This is as cookie cutter and typical as young adult fantasy stories goes. Familiar plot tropes, cliches, and plot conveniences.

  • The action set pieces had promise, but unfortunately they just came off as bland and uninspired.

  • There were several plot turns involving several characters that were just so unearned.

  • I couldn’t find myself to care for almost all the main protagonists. How could it not at least get me remotely interested in the main character that the movie is titled for?

  • Josh Gad, I acknowledge that you tried to make Mulch Diggums a fun character to watch, but nope, it didn’t work. He actually came off as annoying and obnoxious. Sorry.

  • It felt like a long movie to watch, and then I realized that it’s just 95 minutes…

  • Fans of the book series will find many things to complain about.

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