Jungle Cruise

POSITIVES…

  • Action adventuring in the jungle. If you’re looking for your fix for this familiar premise, well here you go! 

  • Big thrilling and exciting set pieces are entertaining to watch. 

  • I especially appreciated seeing the thrilling Buster Keaton inspired stunts. 

  • All the scenes, moments, and mentions, that pays homage to the Jungle Cruise ride experience at Disneyland. Puns and all. I actually didn't hate it. 

  • Speaking of puns and all. I generally had fun with the overall lighthearted comedic nature and tone. 

  • Drinking game idea. If you hear a pun. Take a shot. 

  • The whole chemistry, dialogue, and interactions between Lily and Frank is one of the main highlights in seeing this movie. 

  • Emily Blunt is a trooper in this as Lily. Your strong willed and oh so capable adventurer. 

  • Dwayne Johnson is as charming as you expect him to be here as Frank. 

  • Jesse Plemons is awesome at chewing the scenery as Prince Joachim. 

  • That CG leopard. 

  • Metallica's Nothing Else Matters.

NEGATIVES…

  • All the familiar derivative plot tropes you expect from this are here.  

  • Some baffling plot points that might annoy you. 

  • Sophomoric humor and physical slapstick comedy can fall flat on its face or just be cringe worthy. 

  • If you don't like puns. Well, you'll be hearing a lot of it in this movie. 

  • Have ophidiophobia? Probably shouldn’t watch this. 

  • Honestly, this plot really did not need the brother character for comedic relief. 

  • Yes, men back then were really misogynistic. We get it!

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Jungle Cruise - watched it on DISNEY+