Morbius

POSITIVES

  • If you’re looking for a nostalgic, straight to Blockbuster video, B-movie level storytelling, that is a human monster creature feature to pass the time, then this might fit that bill. 

  • The best thing this movie does is how it depicts those cool vampire powers. 

  • Jared Leto is good as Michael Morpheus. Matt Smith is great hamming it up as Milo. Al Madrigal brings the funny. The cast is generally good. 

  • It’s not a super long movie and squishes in as much plot as it needs with its 144 minutes runtime. 

  • I suppose I’m surprised in myself that I find this as a positive, but hardly anybody seems nonplussed with the fact that this guy has vampire powers. Why should they be? They live in a world where people have super powers. I give the movie some kudos for accepting that fact. 

NEGATIVES

  • This is your basic, unexciting, average, and ho-hum movie. 

  • Dumb screenplay writing. Illogical moments. Contrived manipulative plot turns. 

  • Lame third act. I know I appreciate it not being a 150 minutes superhero-fest, but that’s it?! That’s all it’s going to offer? Then it tosses in those two mind-boggling mid-credits sequences?! 

  • The mish-mash messy looking CG action beats showed promise. That promise it didn’t quite reach. 

  • Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, and Tyrese Gibson deserve better than what they were given to do here. 

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