Crimes of the Future

POSITIVES

  • If you’re into disgusting gory imagery and body horror stuff, then this might be something you’d want to check out. 

  • The premise of this disturbing future world and the thematic commentaries are fascinating to contemplate. 

  • Expositional stuff and jargon aside, there are conversations in this that are generally interesting to listen to. 

  • Léa Seydoux as Caprice was generally solid in this. Watch it for her. 

  • I suppose I’ll give the film credit for being something you don’t normally find in movies. 

NEGATIVES

  • Might just be too weird and nonsensical to be entertaining to watch, nevermind the disgusting gory imagery and body horror stuff. 

  • Dare I just say it? I was bored. Movie dragged on. It was indulgent, pretentious, obnoxious, and unappealing. 

  • What is up with Viggo Mortensen playing a Ninja? A Ninja that constantly coughs and clears his throat. Also take a shot whenever you hear his character’s name, Saul Tenser. 

  • Is this an advertisement to remind you to get a good bed to sleep on and a good chair to have a meal on? 

  • The mixture of retro technology and incredibly high tech being used in this future world just did not work for me. Was this a budget thing? Some attempt to appear remotely timeless?

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Crimes of the Future - watched in IN THEATERS