The Witches

POSITIVES…

  • Criticism of how this movie handled the adaptation and what not aside, I thought it was highly enjoyable as an excessive and exaggerated story.

  • I liked the world building that establishes who and what the witches are.

  • Pacing is nice and quick. Keeps things moving.

  • I love that this movie has a wickedly fun sense of humor.

  • Visually very colorful and the character designs of the witches are great.

  • Excellent cast here. Octavia Spencer, Jahzir Bruno, Codie-Lei Eastick, Kristin Chenoweth, and a special shout-out to Anne Hathaway; who looked like she was having a blast going over the top with her performance as the Grand High Witch.

  • There were several sequences that were pretty entertaining, like the “removal” scene, or the eating soup scene.

  • A uniquely odd premise for a kids movie, with little bits of moments that might be too traumatic for the little ones. Basically a solid Halloween movie for children to watch.

NEGATIVES…

  • As expected, there will be complaints about how this isn’t better than the 1990 movie adaptation, nor is it better than the 1983 book.

  • More complaints will come up about it not being scary enough, or it being too scary for kids.

  • A couple of plot conveniences and plot turns that were just a bit too silly.

  • Exposition, exposition, and more exposition! So much exposition.

  • I guess I’m supposed to ignore the fact that the animals in this movie look way too CG?

  • Can feel a little underwhelming by the end of the film, and you might question “that’s it?!”

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Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

POSITIVES…

  • As the sequel to “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan,” “Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” surprisingly lives up to its reputation.

  • It’s continued mocking of sexism, racism, elitism, the patriarchy, politics, and general ignorance, is what makes this movie as fun to watch as it is. Especially if you like this kind of sense of humor.

  • With the premise of the movie in mind, the whole entertainment factor is how people genuinely react to the offensive, gross, or outrageous nature of Borat; and his Daughter Tutar.

  • I appreciated the set ups to try and trip up the marks, like scenes at FedEx, women’s health center, the debutante ball, CPAC, and more.

  • It’s not a secret at this point, but the whole plot about the Trump Republican party, just makes this all the more entertaining.

  • I admire the audaciousness of Sacha Baron Cohen and Maria Bakalova. Bravo!

  • The animated movie shown in this film. Genius.

NEGATIVES…

  • It’s just more of the same?

  • Some of the plot is a bit too ridiculous, that it just becomes stupid.

  • The character Tutar Sagdiyev can get kinda annoying.

  • Considering the premise of the movie, it can get hard to believe that some of the “marks” are actually being completely authentic in their reactions, because there’s obviously a camera pointed at them.

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Books of Blood

POSITIVES…

  • As this is an adaptation of Clive Barker’s work, expect some solid creepy imagery and disturbing premises in this anthology scary movie.

  • Certain stories are better than others, but each one of them are intriguing enough to continue watching.

  • A few excellent plot turns here and there, that were well executed.

  • Good cast, led by Britt Robertson, Freda Foh Shen, Rafi Gavron, Anna Friel, and more.

  • Some of the cinematography in this produced some good visuals.

  • People who are fans of the Twilight Zone or Tales From The Dark Side, should appreciate some of the content in this movie.

NEGATIVES…

  • Those looking for some huge epic horror-fest, will probably not enjoy this too much.

  • Some might even consider this just plain boring.

  • If you’ve seen enough of these kinds of stories, expect the typical cliches and familiar plot tropes that come with them.

  • There were some plot turns and reveals that were just disappointing.

  • Wished it was more ambitious with it’s narrative than it thinks it is.

  • The conclusion might not be to everyone’s liking.

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Clouds

POSITIVES…

  • Fin Argus as Zach Sobiech is charming as heck and great in his role. It was easy to get invested with his situation in this film that’s based on a true story.

  • The supporting cast is excellent as well, with Sabrina Carpenter, Neve Campbell, Madison Iseman, Lil Rel Howery, and more.

  • There’s a lot of great chemistry and conversations between the cast that really brings these characters to life.

  • Although this story is inherently sad, I loved the fact that it’s overall a very good natured and positive movie.

  • The emotions displayed in this movie felt very authentic and very moving.

  • Moments. There are a lot of scenes revolving around intimate and personal moments that really stand out, and makes this movie really heartfelt.

  • Considering the fact music and songs are a huge part of this film, the soundtrack is solid.

  • I appreciated the final message of this story, and the overall theme. It’s worth remembering.

NEGATIVES…

  • So there’s a lot of movies about people having cancer, and movies based on true stories about people having cancer, so expect some plot derivatives and cliches.

  • At certain plot points, some people might think that it’s too melodramatic.

  • Also at certain plot points, some people might think that there are moments that are too convenient or manipulative.

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Love and Monsters

POSITIVES…

  • The opening 10 minutes which sets up the tone, premise, that includes a huge exposition dump, and a small action scene, was pretty good. It’s the first sign that this is an entertaining movie.

  • Dylan O’Brien carries this movie really well. Self-deprecating humor, charming innocent demeanor, and his voice over monologues.

  • Monster encounters, and the monster designs! Fun stuff.

  • The dog! Gotta love the dog!

  • Good supporting cast, which includes Michael Rooker, Ariana Greenblatt, Jessica Henwick, and Melanie Zanetti.

  • There are some really good set pieces here of interactions, encounters, action, and montages, that I really enjoyed.

  • Liked the jokes and the light-hearted self-aware nature of the whole thing.

  • It’s always appreciated when there’s an apocalypse type movie that isn’t always dramatically dreary and depressing.

NEGATIVES…

  • If you’re tired of apocalypse movies, and the cliches and plot tropes that usually come with them, then I don’t necessarily think this would change your mind.

  • Some plot conveniences? Sure.

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The Trial of the Chicago 7

POSITIVES…

  • You know what they say, “Those who forget History, are doomed to repeat it,” and this movie is so very relevant to today.

  • Even before the movie’s main title card is displayed, the quick paced direction and cleverly written screenplay by Aaron Sorkin is on full display. Amazing work.

  • Bits of fun humor in a serious courtroom drama is so welcome and appreciated.

  • One of the most impressive aspects about this movie is how it feels so real when watching it; despite the fact it is a true story.

  • Hard not to have genuine emotional reactions from seeing certain exchanges, statements, or events, take place in this movie.

  • Saying it’s a very engaging film is an understatement.

  • The first day of trial gets the ball rolling in such an entertaining manner, and just gets better.

  • If you’re not familiar with the true story, then expect some spectacular plot turns and reveals.

  • Needless to say, what a phenomenal cast! From Eddie Redmayne, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ben Shenkman, to so many more.

  • Talented cast. All of them. However, I want to make a specific shout out to Mark Rylance, Frank Langella, Sacha Baron Cohen, and Jeremy Strong. Fantastic!

NEGATIVES…

  • Not every member of the Chicago 7 was given the full attention of the movie, when compared to the more prominent characters.

  • Some details were glossed over or not given enough time on, for the sake of the momentum and narrative.

  • Certain movie goers of a particular political side of the aisle, might accuse this movie for being biased, and panders too much.

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Black Box

POSITIVES…

  • Compelling premise, and I love the sci-fi angle.

  • Setup in the beginning establishing the relationship between the Father and Daughter is fantastic. One of the best aspects of this film is the chemistry between the two.

  • Great cast of actors here, from Mamoudou Athie, Phylicia Rashad, Tosin Morohunfola, Charmaine Bingwa, and Amanda Christine who steals every scene she is in.

  • It was really easy to get invested with the protagonist’s predicament, and wanting to see how he pulls through this.

  • There’s a moment in the story where I thought I already figured out the underlying mystery, and then it manages to surprise me after all. Kudos!

  • Several plot scenes that usually just involves two people talking to each other; and that I can’t elaborate too much because spoilers, were excellent.

  • Troy James was great in providing the visual creeps for this movie.

NEGATIVES…

  • Major nitpick of mine… Why isn’t he using the reminder function of his smart devices??!!!

  • There’s a couple of plot points that I found questionable.

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Save Yourselves!

POSITIVES…

  • Love the inventive premise of this story, and the humorous nature of it.

  • It’s enjoyable seeing the set-up and build up to the big plot reveal.

  • Speaking of which, the scene of the big plot reveal when they figure out what’s going on. Yes.

  • Kudos to Sunita Mani and John Reynolds for playing their dorky characters as well as they did.

  • The bickering, interactions, ideological discussions, and just general chemistry, between Su and Jack, are a huge part of what makes this movie keep going.

  • The main antagonists for this story is just absolutely delightfully scary in a very entertaining way. All the scenes with them just puts a huge smile on my face.

  • Part of the charm is that there’s a believability to Su and Jack’s actions and reactions to their situation, and all that fun plot development that goes with that. Then imagine what you would do if you were in their predicament. Has to be better than them…

  • There’s a thematic lesson to this whole story, and I think it’s absolutely worth learning.

NEGATIVES…

  • Movie doesn’t really get going until about the 15 minutes mark. Just put up with the character introductions and plot set-up until then?

  • There are those who would call the lead characters quirky pretentious millennials. If you don’t like quirky pretentious millennials, then maybe this might not be for you.

  • Moments of ineptitude can get annoying.

  • Some of the more stupid stuff are… stupid.

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Hubie Halloween

POSITIVES…

  • The running joke about dodging.

  • The swiss army knife of Thermos.

  • The huge all star cast of actors look like they were at least having fun making this movie. Like Steve Buscemi, Tim Meadows, Maya Rudolph, and June Squibb.

  • The lesson of this movie… well, it’s got a good message to teach, I’ll give it that.

NEGATIVES…

  • The mumbling voice that Adam Sandler uses for his character. Really?

  • Running bit about Hubie scaring easily is just unnecessarily annoying.

  • Harley Quinn cosplay joke should have been funny, but it’s not.

  • There were several clever plot reveals that are just wasted on this movie.

  • The shirt gag? Yeah. I didn’t think that was funny either.

  • In general, there were so many tired, basic, and unfunny jokes in this.

  • Way too many mean people in this movie for my taste.

  • Violet Valentine is the most poorly written character in this movie, and it’s kinda embarrassing.

  • The conclusion is just gag inducing. It meant well, but c’mon now.

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The Lie

POSITIVES…

  • By about the 12 minutes mark, I was all “well THIS is a compelling premise for a suspense drama.”

  • This is one of those stories where you might just be super curious to see how it’s going to conclude, and that is what’s most engaging about it.

  • The other compelling thing about this story is observing what the characters do in the situations that they are put in. You may not agree with everything they do, but it’s captivating that’s for sure.

  • If you enjoy getting that uneasy feeling of watching a house of cards about to topple over, or a train wreck that’s about to happen, then this movie might just be for you.

  • Fantastic performances by Mirielle Enos, and Peter Sarsgaard.

  • If you’re going to learn just one thing from this movie, it’s that you shouldn’t lie.

NEGATIVES…

  • There’s a certain point in the movie where it starts to go off the rails.

  • Considering the premise, it was easy to judge the characters for making the absolute worst decisions.

  • Needless to say, this might just be a very frustrating movie to watch.

  • Prepare to exclaim “you’ve got to be effing kidding me?!” multiple times.

  • I won’t blame you if you think this movie is just too unbelievable.

  • There will be those who will find the character of Kayla to be pretty annoying. I’m one of them.

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